7 thoughts on “How Marilyn Monroe Really Died: The Missing Evidence”

  1. It’s true! It’s true! The crown has made it clear.
    The climate must be perfect all the year.
    A law was made a distant moon ago here:
    July and August cannot be too hot.
    And there’s a legal limit to the snow here
    In Camelot.
    The winter is forbidden till December
    And exits March the second on the dot.
    By order, summer lingers through September
    In Camelot.
    Camelot! Camelot!
    I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
    But in Camelot, Camelot
    That’s how conditions are.
    The rain may never fall till after sundown.
    By eight, the morning fog must disappear.
    In short, there’s simply not
    A more congenial spot
    For happily-ever-aftering than here
    In Camelot.
    Camelot! Camelot!
    I know it gives a person pause,
    But in Camelot, Camelot
    Those are the legal laws.
    The snow may never slush upon the hillside.
    By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear.
    In short, there’s simply not
    A more congenial spot
    For happily-ever-aftering than here
    In Camelot.

    [so don’t get caught,
    and always bring a mop!]

          1. What’s “only a model”?

            And what does “It’s only a model” mean?

            And why are you anonymous? Is that because whatever substance you are addicted to has caused you to forget this website isn’t a meeting room for people striving to stay sober?

            Why are you afraid to be seen? Why are you afraid to show your name? Is that because you’re afraid to take responsibility for what you write here?

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